Archive for October, 2011

Brooklyn, The Sexy Snakewoman

Brooklyn Lee
Brooklyn Lee
Brooklyn Lee

– What will we do if I’ll be bitten by a snake?
– I’ll suck the poison from the wound.
– And if the snake bites me in the dick?
– Well.. you will die.
from two guys dialogue, Sahara Desert.

Many people think of snakes as cold and slippery creatures, indifferent predators, ruthless killers. Big mistake!! They just have not seen Snake Women. Otherwise, they would know that Women Snakes are graceful, gentle and warm. Of course there are exceptions. For example, a girlfriend of Lord Voldemort, Nagini the Serpent Woman. She was vicious and disgusting creature. Well, it’s not surprising, if you remember what kind of friends she has. Neville Longbottom killed her and good riddance! But real Snake Women are not like Nagini. Just take a look at Brooklyn Lee. What a wonderful boobs and splendid ass she has! She is a real beauty! Here is an example of The Sexy Snake Woman. Of course, if you throw fireballs at Brooklyn Lee, she will set your ass on fire in return. Or bite your dick off even. You’d better watch this movie and learn how to deal with Snake Women. You have to caress the snake carefully at first, everyone loves the good affection. Then you need to gently offer her something to suck. That is so, it is best to let her suck your dick. And when your Snake Woman will go excited as it should, you may fuck her diligently. This is not an easy job, but if you’ll do your best, you both will enjoy it. But, under no circumstances, do not try to fuck the old python in the zoo next door. It’s illigal and the police will arrest you! They don’t like python-fuckers. Only Snake Women are legal to fuck. In short, watch and learn! Brooklyn Lee, The Sexy Snake Woman!

Brooklyn Lee
Brooklyn Lee
Brooklyn Lee

What they say:

Brooklyn is a known certified hottie and this week she kicked up a few notches by wearing a black latex outfit. The skin tight latex accentuated her perfect perky tits and monster ass. After sensually shaking her booty and playing with her strawberry bush, I called in Voodoo to pound the most amazing pussy I have ever seen. Brooklyn was not intimidate by the massive cock that was smacking her face, she put all ten inches down her throat and played with the balls. When she was done slobbing on the schlong, she sat on it and then she took Voodoo for the ride of his life.

Franceska, The Sexy Catwoman

Franceska Jaimes
Franceska Jaimes
Franceska Jaimes

I love little pussy, Her coat is so warm,
And if I don’t hurt her, She’ll do me no harm.
So I‘ll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But pussy and I very gently will play..

You know what? Batman was stupid! He has a gorgeous sexy catwoman. Don’t even try to argue that Michelle Pfeiffer wasn’t
gorgeous or sexy! And what? That crazy motherfucker run circles around the Gotham City trying to find Joker and fought poor
kitty every time he met her. Dark Knight, my ass! He didn’t even know kid’s poems about cats otherwise he would know that
cats love milk and cream. And what cats do not like, if when someone fights them. If he guessed to treat Michelle Pfeiffer
with cream, or milk at least, things would be different! But he was dumb. Do not make his mistake! Just watch this movie and
learn how to treat the sexy catwoman properly. Or lean this little poem (see above) at least. Catwomen love cream.. and sex!
And then, if the kitty comes to visit you, you will know what to do. Treat her, caress her.. and you will not be disappointed,
believe me. But don’t try to fuck your domestic pussy, Humane Society may not understand you! Peace.

Franceska Jaimes
Franceska Jaimes
Franceska Jaimes

What they say:

Franceska has curves in all the right places. She has amazing big tits and an outstanding ass.
After modeling her sexy catwoman outfit, Franceska grabbed Voodoo by his schlong and made it disappear in her mouth.
Voodoo took the action indoors and fucked Franceska until he was ready for her to swallow his cum.

Former Mermaid Story

Rachel Starr
Rachel Starr
Rachel Starr

My friends, I knew the personal secret of Rachel Starr and I want to share it with you! Only a few years ago,
Rachel was a mermaid!! Can you imagine, a fucking mermaid! Like Aphrodite, she was born in sea foam on the surf and
grew up in the sea, hobnobbing with sharks and dolphins. Even with octopus! But Rachel was unhappy. Growing up she
was in need of love and sex, which, honestly, she fully deserved. Think yourself, what love the octopus could offer to
her! Or imagine the sex with sharks .. or dolphins. Drowsy boredom! Clever mermaid Rachel realized, to find a sexual
partner she has to leave the sea and get to dry lands. As you remember, the sea witch died in a very dramatic incident,
but the sea keeps many secrets and there were other magicians in its mysterious depths.

Rachel resorted to the old sea wizard of race of intellectual squids. I can only guess what kind of payment that wizard
demanded from Rachel but she kept her lovely voice and everything else too. Fucking squid was good! He gave Rachel
the most beautiful legs attached to her incredible ass and took.. well.. I think he took her virginity. Lecherous
old squid! I only hope, Rachel turned her eighteen or we have to drop few antisubmarine bombs to punish this
coldblooded pedophile. Fuck him! Anyway, Rachel’s got her perfect legs and our world’s got the most beautiful woman.
From her former life, Rachel has remained the love to fishnet clothes. And her magic body too, stupid H2O chicks could
never dreamed about. I love this former mermaid. Watch this movie and you’ll fall in love with her too!

Rachel Starr
Rachel Starr
Rachel Starr

What they say:

She’s baaack…. That’s right people. We brought Rachel Starr in for some ass shaken here on Assparade.com. There is
no better way to start off your Monday than to watch Rachel Starr get fucked. Shit… she doesn’t even need to get
fucked to make this video the fucking shit. In this video there is plenty of cock sucking and sixty-nining to last
you for weeks. So break out the lube and get to work! Peace

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