Archive for January, 2011

Monica Santhiago in Primetime View!

Monica Santhiago
Monica Santhiago
Monica Santhiago

Priest Vito Cornelius: Zorg, you’re a monster.
Zorg: Yes, I know.

Remember The Fifth Element, 1997 movie? Where Milla Jovovich (Leeloo) played a part of the perfect being.. And she was an imago of supreme woman for me.. before I saw Monica Santhiago! The most beautiful lady with greatest shapes I’ve ever met. She has it all: sensual lips hiding a perfect smile, firm round ass covered with soft light-brown skin, pretty neat boobs.. And imagine all of this together, surrounded by deep blue skies and sand and sea. Extremely hot sex scenes on extremely beautiful outdoors place. That’s what this film about! Lucky owners of Reality Kings members’ area access won’t let me lie. Monica, you’re the perfect being! And, Yes, she knows!

Monica Santhiago
Monica Santhiago
Monica Santhiago

What they say:

The amazing, Monica came from Brazil to have a good time with Voodoo. She had a phenomenal body. An absolutely fantastic ass that she loved to shake all around. Thick sexy thighs, luscious curves, and succulent legs. She loved jiggling that ass in spectacular fashion. She smothered his face with her huge ass and pussy. She rode that cock as her juicy ass bounced up and down. She got man juice all over her pretty face. Enjoy.

Alexis has the Blue Eyes!

Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas

Three men are debating whose wife has the biggest ass.
First one argues: My wife has so big ass so she takes all the rear seats in the car!
Second one: My wife has to squeeze through the door sideways, that big ass she has!
And the third guy says: My wife has the very beautiful blue eyes!
First and Second: So what? We’re talking about asses, you dumb!
Third nods: Yes, beautiful blue eyes.. All the rest is her ASS!

I do love Alexis, she’s a very beautiful woman. And she has such beautiful eyes, you can drown in..
But when I see Alexis, I forget about her fantastic body, gorgeous breasts, deep eyes, attractive lips.. because of her ASS! All who have an Assparade Members area access could agree with me, just watching this movie..

Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas

What they say:

You can email us thank you after watching this outstanding update of Assparade.com! This week’s update is starring Alexis Texas and she brought all that ass for us to play with. It is a real treat to see a white girl with so much ass it will make your head spin off! Alexis is a Award winning Porn star so cum watch this girl work! Yeah Baby!

Red Panties Diary

Kelly Divine
Kelly Divine
Kelly Divine

‘This is not a tail’ said Gray Wolf and flushed.
Little Red Riding Hood, unofficial version.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Kelly. She has it all, great tits, fantastic ass, in short, she was good (and 18+ of course). And she loved to wear a red underwear and that’s why everybody called her Red Panties. One day her mother asked Kelly to take a basket of fresh pies to her grandmother’s house as a present. So, our Red Panties set off with her basket through the woods. On the way to Grandma’s house, Red Panties was ambushed by a Gray Wolf, who said, ‘You know, my dear, it isn’t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.’ And Red Panties said, ‘I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your status as an outcast. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be on my way.’ Many people consider all wolves as perverted gerontotransvestites (they like to disguise themselves as grandmothers) and I must admit, not without a reason. But this Mr. Wolf The Gray, was a different one, he was a 3A type (Aggressive Anal Attacker). So, he just pulled out his huge dick, grabbed Red Panties in his claws and bended her over. To his great surprise, Red Panties didn’t mind and they enjoyed each other all day long. It’s sad to say, but Grandma never got her pies, and you know.. fuck her! You’d better watch this new Assparade movie!

Kelly Divine
Kelly Divine
Kelly Divine

What they say:

My dear lord! Assparade junkies we got a bad ass update today. We brought in Kelly Divine to do an all anal ass pounding adventure. This girl is completely out of this world with huge tits, phat ass and a great personality. Honestly… This is an update you will be adding to your favorites. Cum and spank your shit to this great video. Happy Holidays and Endings!

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