Archive for December, 2010

Vasquez Has A Dreamy Ass!

Violet Vasquez
Violet Vasquez
Violet Vasquez

When I hear “Vasquez”, I’ve always recall Private Jenette Vasquez from Aliens, 1986. Remember her? One of the couple of smartgunners, little tough woman with a big killing machinegun! She was a sample of female masculinity in film and committed suicide with her hand on a live grenade to avoid being taken by the aliens alive. I’ve always liked her style of strong sexy woman, operating the big lethal weapon. And the last Assparade update with Violet Vasquez reminds me her. Violet is a small brunette with great body and she is Vasquez too! And like her homonym personage, she’s good in operating with big guns, if you know what I mean.. Nobody can resist Vasquez! Just watch for yourself!

Violet Vasquez
Violet Vasquez
Violet Vasquez

What they say:

Assparade in your face! Today we brought in Violet Vasquez for an ass romping. This chick has fucking insane ass and is quite the screamer! Seth Gamble studded out today and dumped a hot load all over Violet’s gorgeous face. Lucky fucker! This is a great Assparade update I Promise your gonna love seeing this hot little mommy get her little pussy stuffed with cock!

Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Ass!

Big Ol' Butts
Big Ol' Butts
Big Ol' Butts

When two chicks together decided to visit their mates from another town and went hitchhiking, they made a terrible mistake! Yes, they forgot their towels!! But A Towel, as Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Lucky for them, sclerotic bitches have not forgotten the main rule for all travelers: Don’t Panic! And really, when you have such a magnificent ass, you do not really need a towel for a successful trip. All strags (strag: non-hitch hiker) would be happy to pick up such lovely butts and bring them anywhere asked to. At least, I would.. Watch this new brilliant movie from bigassed traveler’s life, and, of course: DON’T PANIC!

Big Ol' Butts
Big Ol' Butts
Big Ol' Butts

What they say:

Hey peeps! We gotta sick Assparade today with Kim Manhattan and Duvy. These two bradley’s got crazy ass. I’m talkin 40 inch plus style. This vid is great! Kim and Duvy are like cock vampires cause there constantly sucking the fucking shit out of Buddies dick! Trust me and watch this insane assparade take place! Peace out!

Lighthouse Ass!

Lighthouse Ass!
Lighthouse Ass!
Lighthouse Ass!

Lighthouse! The only place in stormy night where light keepers fights their battles in those dark hours when the powers of evil are exalted. That’s why a lighthouse warden should be a magician, a warlock! This is the only way not to fall under the sinister onslaughts of the spirits and save innocent sailors from the horrible death. Only the Real Warlock may beg for protection to mighty Iansa, Mother of Nine, a spirit entity, mistress of the winds, hurricanes and storms. She lives at the gate of the graveyard, and has dominion over the realm of the Dead. And it’s not so easy to apply for Her help, She demands a sacred oblation instead the feebleness of humble prayers. So, let me introduce you the Best Lighthouse Keeper contests’ #1 nominee! She left behind the other competitors because of her magnificent, tremendous, divine ass! When she offered a mind-blowing fuck session and a huge sperm donation to Iansa, then she surely earned the favor of harsh Goddess. Watch this movie of how she made it and you will understand why she has won! We strongly recommend the Worldwide Lighthouse Service Organization to employ only a big round assed chicks for Light Keepers. When such asses are on guard, no storms dare to disturb their domains!

Lighthouse Ass!
Lighthouse Ass!
Lighthouse Ass!

What they say:

A large ass has landed! This weeks Assparade update is yummy! We brought in the this new chick Duvy and I gotta let you no she is fucking incredible. She has nice natural tits and a ass the size of Alaska. This is Duvy’s first time shooting so we thought we would give her a world premiere by releasing her on the world famous Assparade.com! So cum watch this phat ass Mexican get her brains fucked out!

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