Archive for August, 2010

Matrix Has Bethany Benz!

Matrix Has Bethany
Matrix Has Bethany
Matrix Has Bethany

We all know Hacker Neo took the Red Pill from Morpheus, but poor girl Bethany was too scared to find “how far the rabbit hole goes” and took the blue one. Big mistake! This blue pill was a pure psilocybin! She never woke up in her bed to forget all about Matrix. She woke up at the evening Miami beach and met her new destiny there. All fans of VH1 series “For the Love of Ray J” are still buzzing over the news Bethany Benz is an adult movie actress now. And, yes, it’s hard to understand why she made it. I’ll tell you why! Never.. I mean it.. Never take any pills from strangers! Becoming a porn actor – it’s not the worst fate, trust me! Eating blue pills can turn you into Freddy Kruger from “A Nightmare on Elm Street” movies! We all remember how bad he has ended!

Matrix Has Bethany
Matrix Has Bethany
Matrix Has Bethany

What they say:

Welcome to Miami People! This week’s Assparade update features the stunning Bethany Benz. This girl is so fine! I know you all are gonna love her natural tits and big butt! I personally think the highlight of this video is the cock sucking scene! Bethany has such phat DSL’s (Dick Sucking Lips)! It’s the kinda blow job that guys dream of. Plus+ she doesn’t ride and fuck a dick half bad! Seriously… This is a great update! Don’t miss out!

“Fuck Two Chicks” Theory

Whitie Got Back
Whitie Got Back
Whitie Got Back

I have a theory. If you want two fuck two chicks at the same time – you should look them out in the mall! Not at the bar, not a restaurant, not on the street – look for them in grocery or hardware store! Don’t every try it in a clothing/lingerie shops – chicks are totally lost-in-dreams there and you have no chance to draw their attention. Only grocery or hardware store (last one is even better!). And you should look a couple of chick, not a single one! And make sure they want to buy something concrete. Two girls in a hardware store become totally disoriented because of their joint intelligence which works against them making them lost and helpless. They just shocked by wide range of alternative choices. And here is the chance for you! You goal is to convince them you will help them to restore the worlds’ integrity in their minds. Just introduce yourself, offer your help and don’t forget to make a lot of compliments! Chicks would be grateful for your help and wont reject any of your offers. When you gain their trust – drag them into your apartments immediately and fuck them! This method always works! Just look how one of my student acts!

Whitie Got Back
Whitie Got Back
Whitie Got Back

What they say:

Greetings Assparade fan’s. I love ass, You love ass… So this week we brought in two white girls with a whole lot of booty.
These girls are Ivy Ryder and Victoria. This is certified South Florida Ass. Both of these ladies are local and love to fuck.
They demonstrate this in the video you are about to jerk off too! Cause you no I already did… Twice actually! Enjoy Fuckers!

Beach Goddess Mystery

Ancient Brazilian Goddess?
Ancient Brazilian Goddess?
Ancient Brazilian Goddess?

No one knows her name! But all agree – she’s a Goddess! Everything about this Brazilian lady is sexy. Her whole body is gorgeous, toned and nicely tanned. Some Brazilian girls have lighter skin tone, hers is dark chocolate and the contrast between the clear brown skin left by the bikini marks and her tanned body is very exciting. She has a perfectly round booty that bounced like it had hydraulics in it while she was shaking it at the pool. She is so irresistible with her long black hair, heavenly green eyes and a magnificent smile. This is a Woman I would die for! But there is a great mystery about her name.. Someone could say her name is Popira, another know her as Potira or Poteira, but they are wrong! It started when our Brazilian lady said “Pode Tirar” answering about her name. “Pode Tirar” means “you can take” in Portuguese, means call me as you like, but not her real name! And this is right! True angels have no names, it’s impossible to express such beauty by simple words and impossible to associate crude sounds with Goddess’ sacred image. I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours (c) D.Gahan, but I do believe this lady is a modern avatar of an Ancient Afro-Brazilian Goddess. Her real name is Ewa, goddess of women’s beauty, harmony and delight! Do you agree?

Ancient Brazilian Goddess?
Ancient Brazilian Goddess?
Ancient Brazilian Goddess?

What they say:

There must be some kind of ass factory around here and we must be close to the source because we hooked up with a caramel complexion, green eyed seductive freak who was all game. Everything about her was sexy. She had a monstrous booty that bounced like it had hydraulics in it. I had to bow down and give her my prestigious best in show award. I am definitely not going back home after this one.

Booty Vision with Hydie Waters

Hydie Waters
Hydie Waters
Hydie Waters

Hydie Waters, chocolate skin chick from LA, considers herself a porn actress who is working toward becoming a porn star.
She told me that she just started in August, 2007 which makes her rather new to this business. She got some pretty eyes and nice little bubble butt. Right above her pubes she has a butterfly tattoo, and a small tattoo on her back. I found out that she likes to play with herself a lot, especially with her clit ball. And she loves doing it in front of the camera! One of Hydie’s skills is performing deep throats and our first conversation was interrupted by my cock, which ended up in her mouth! After, she turned around to show her nice ass. My dick got super hard, and after that she started shaking her hot booty. I couldn’t wait any longer. She gave me a class A blow job that I would never expect from an amateur girl. The sex was awesome. Her ass was bouncing on top of my dick up and down. And she also likes anal!!
With that friendly and flirty personality, Hydie is destined to become a star!

Hydie Waters
Hydie Waters
Hydie Waters

What they say:

When you think of Round and Brown you now have to think of Hydie, because her ass is amazing! Super fat and plump. Simply excellent. And when it comes to giving a blow job I dont think anyone has her beat, she deep throats like a pro and keeps the cock super wet. She really took care of our boy billy today. And billy gave her a through pounding from various different positions, this is one update you should definitely check out.

Car Wash Babies

Car Wash Babies
Car Wash Babies
Car Wash Babies

You know, I do love an old fantastic movie “Maximum Overdrive”, where all cars and trucks came to life and enslaved humans.
There was a gas station and enslaved humans had to refuel endless line of trucks in order to avoid being killed by evil machines.
Today’s Assparade update is just a remake of this old movie, believe me! I’ll tell you what’s going on there.. For this time, evil trucks
caught two chicks with big asses, Cherokee and Pinky, and forced them to wash cars! Looks like the weather was too hot and cars
wanted to refresh themselves.. And only one man could save these poor bitches, brave guy named Justice! He had a very cunning plan! He decided to demonstrate to slaver-trucks, what Pinky and Cherokee are the cars too! He washed chicks’ asses with special car washing solutions and even took out his long dick as a fuel dispenser! During “refueling” process all actors went mad and fucked each other like crazy, but stupid slaver-trucks didn’t suspect anything. That’s how brave hero saved poor chicks and freed them from being washing-slaves to the end of their days. Watch this movie and shout a hurray to his ruse mind!

Car Wash Babies
Car Wash Babies
Car Wash Babies

What they say:

Nothing better to satisfy the BIGGEST ASS CRAVING than Pinky and Cherokee. These two beautiful asses go pound for pound fucking and sucking. Pinky and Cherokee with their fat asses decided to go join us to a car wash. Little did we know that their ass would be used perfect for windshield wipers. So we took those asses back to the place and smacked those asses and saw those waves making tsunamis. My boy Justice banged these asses and made them bounce like not other could of. These girls sucked and fucked and then rode that dick like a beast in need of pleasuring. Come check it out!

Office Romance!

Office Romance
Office Romance
Office Romance

My director, her name is Summer, fall in love with her male assistant Tony. Once, she have to attend a business seminar in other city
and she booked two rooms in a nice hotel at the beach. For her and her secretary Lori. It was a nice chance to combine the business and the pleasure. Great hotel, pool, beach.. And Summer decided to invite Tony in the hotel under pretext she might need his help at the seminar meeting. She waited him in her room all hot and horny, anticipated a nice date.. but suddenly her secretary Lori came! She brought the business papers she prepared for Summer. And Summer was too hot to think about papers, she needed some sexual relief and she completely lost her mind when she patted Lori’s ass. Oh, Lori was not mind to fondle with her boss and they spent some time caressing each other like true lesbians. And when they were really ready to have a nice girl-girl sex, what do you think, Tony came in! Tony was going to this hotel prepared to business meeting with his lady-boss and he was really dumb-founded when he saw what kind of business she has with her secretary. There was a gorgeous leather sofa in Summer’s appartaments and they had a very productive threesome action on it. Lori told me, she burned her ass when Tony fucked her furious at this sofa and Summer was too kind to give her two days of compensation. Very very nice business trip they had. And fuck the seminar, though! I’m a bit worried, guys, because we have another seminar planned and Summer demands me to escort her there. At the same hotel! Shit, I’d better take some protective cream or whatever.. That leather sofa is dangerous!!

Office Romance
Office Romance
Office Romance

What they say:

Preston has a very special treat for us today, he brings us 2 of the hottest white girls I have seen in a very long time.
Summer & Lori Brook’s are both scorching hot, 2 huge asses, and 2 perfect perky tits, what more can you ask for in life.
Tony comes through and makes sure the job is done and there pussies are soar and swollen. Watching Tony destroy these
pussies was nothing less then amazing, make sure you pay close attention to the special treat these horny white girls leave us with.

Poolside Dreams with Extreme Ass

Codi Bryant
Codi Bryant
Codi Bryant

I’m wearing contact lenses. I don’t see a shit without. But I’ve never missed a beautiful chick! Even without my lenses, even without a lamp deeply underground in a mine. If there are chicks around, I’ll find them in a few minutes.
Why so? Just because I have a magic cock! My cock feels hot chicks from a distance of 3000 feet! Like a live homing missile! Beep beep, hot pussy ahead, beep beep, *BANG* Miracle device, does not need contact lenses ever! But Codi, Ebony Goddess Codi, broke my magic homing device as I saw her in this movie! I believe it was a hardware failure, nothing serious.. I hope.. But I almost broke.. STOP, it’s too delicate information, classified then! Oh, Codi, that playful Queen! She knows how to blow up male’s brain! With her marvelous chocolate body, magnificent ass, adorable tits and long jet-black hairs.. that’s not enough for her! She.. she wears a Red Bikini for that movie! And black high heels!! She enslaved me.. Command me, my Ebony Mistress!
*beep*   *core overheated*   *beep*
*SYSTEM HALTED*

Codi Bryant
Codi Bryant
Codi Bryant

What they say:

God Bless America. Today we have an extra special treat for all you RnB fans out there.We are glad to present America. A certified dime piece in all 50 states. America had it all. The looks the ass the tits the legs the nice teeth for goodness sakes. She was extremely sexy and had one of the nicest looking pussies i have ever seen. And she loves to fuck. When she saw my boy Ramon she told me even got wet. A freak like this always welcome to the EA family.
America is truly a bad girl so have fun checking this one out. EnJoy!

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